Hats, Horns & Happy 4th

Big day in Trust Fun history. Hats have dropped. You can buy now on TrustFun.com.

Not to toot my own horn, but trust fun baby hats have been highly requested from friends, family, random people at bars, the girl behind me in the Whole Foods line & many many more.

I’ve got a preorder waitlist of 100 plus folks. I am selling a total of 200. I think these might go quick.

I designed (shamelessly) the perfect hat. It’s the optimal fit for any head. It’s super super high quality. It’s also a hilariously ridiculous catch phrase that serves as the perfect ice breaker.

But it’s also a mantra. Dare I say, words to live by...? ‘Trust’ & ‘Fun’ are two things that we can control in this life, and with them, life gets a whole lot sweeter.

Grab yours today. That’s it. Thats the newsletter. Here’s some TFB hats in the wild…

Since this was a short newsletter (and in honor of the 4th of July), here’s the Gettysburg Address copy & pasted for those who want more to read:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

And for God’s sake, go buy a Trust Fun Baby hat.

—Abraham Lincoln (probably)

Have a great week. If you’re working, I’m sorry. That sucks. Call in sick. Happy 4th. Buy a hat.